Three Nuns And A Peter
Three nuns were killed in a tragic traffic accident and went to heaven.
Saint Peter stood waiting for them at the gate. He explained to the
nuns that he must ask each a question so that they may prove their worthiness
before entering. Approaching the first one, St. Peter asked, "Who
was the first man on earth?" Without hesitation, the nun replied,
"Oh, that is easy. That was Adam." Angels started singing,
the pearly gates swung open and she was allowed to enter. Moving to
the second one, St. Peter asked, "Who was the first woman on earth?"
Also, without hesitation, she replied, "Oh, that was Eve."
Angels started singing, the pearly gates swung open and she, too, was
allowed to enter. St. Peter approached the third and asked, "What
was the first thing that Eve said to Adam?" The nun began to frantically
think, talking to herself she said, "Darn, that's a hard one."
The angels started singing, the pearly gates swung open and in she went