Three Nuns And A Peter


Three nuns were killed in a tragic traffic accident and went to heaven. Saint Peter stood waiting for them at the gate. He explained to the nuns that he must ask each a question so that they may prove their worthiness before entering. Approaching the first one, St. Peter asked, "Who was the first man on earth?" Without hesitation, the nun replied, "Oh, that is easy. That was Adam." Angels started singing, the pearly gates swung open and she was allowed to enter. Moving to the second one, St. Peter asked, "Who was the first woman on earth?" Also, without hesitation, she replied, "Oh, that was Eve." Angels started singing, the pearly gates swung open and she, too, was allowed to enter. St. Peter approached the third and asked, "What was the first thing that Eve said to Adam?" The nun began to frantically think, talking to herself she said, "Darn, that's a hard one." The angels started singing, the pearly gates swung open and in she went in.

 

 

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