Jesus Is Watching


A burglar breaks into a house. He sees a CD player that he wants so he takes it.

Then he hears a voice say "JESUS is watching you".

He looks around with his flashlight and says to himself "What the HECK was that?".

He spots some money on a table and takes it and......

Once again he hears a voice say " JESUS is watching you".

He hides in a corner trying to find where the voice came from.

He spots a birdcage with a parrot in it, goes over and asks " Was that your voice?".

The parrot says "YES". He then says "What's your name?".

The parrot replies "MOSES".

The burglar then says " What kind of person names his bird moses??"

The parrot replys.............


"THE SAME PERSON THAT NAMES HIS ROTWEILER "JESUS

Whoops !!!

 

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