Jesus Is Watching
Then he hears a voice say "JESUS is watching you".
He looks around with his flashlight and says to himself "What the HECK was that?".
He spots some money on a table and takes it and......
Once again he hears a voice say " JESUS is watching you".
He hides in a corner trying to find where the voice came from.
He spots a birdcage with a parrot in it, goes over and asks " Was that your voice?".
The parrot says "YES". He then says "What's your name?".
The parrot replies "MOSES".
The burglar then says " What kind of person names his bird moses??"
The parrot replys.............