The Mysteries of Life ?

A man was wandering in the woods, pondering the mysteries of life and why it seemed to have treated him so badly.

"God? You there, God?" he asked.

"Yes. What is it, my son?" a voice answered.

"Mind if I ask a few questions?" the man asked.

"Go ahead, my son, anything."

"God, what is a million years to you?"

"A million years to me is only a second in your time," God replied.

"God, what is a million pounds worth to you?" asked the man.

God replied, "A million pounds to me is a fraction of a penny."

The man was struck by inspiration. "God, can I have a penny?"

The voice answered: "Of course - give me a second."