The Nuns And The Blindman
 

 

Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction from the Mother Superior is that they must not get one drop of paint on their habits. After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude.

In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door. "Who is it?" calls one of the nuns. "Blind man," replies a voice from the other side of the door.
The two nuns look at each other and shrug, and deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door.
"Nice breast," says the man, "Where do you want the blinds?"

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